Yeah, the forum is down. Deal with it anyway you like.
I’m passing the time by spraying a kitten with a Super Soaker.
Perhaps you could read a book about llamas?
Play a popular video gaming console?
Eat some hand-me-down sandwiches?
Either way, it will be back up soon, thanks for bearing with us.
Right, stil no idea who the random Lolocauster is who is posting on Destructoid, but they have just emailed me these pictures from a Destructoid Community blog. I would type more, but I’m trying to stop a load of vomit… bleaurgghhh!
Officially the worst thing ever! Sony do a better job of design than this.
So, ‘liquidninja’ you sir can fuck right off! And NEVER touch the Dreamcast name again, you fuckin’ half wit!
I just got an email, directing me to this advert.
Now don’t get me wrong, I am not going to leap on this like Jim Sterling would leap on a pie, but this has me riled beyond belief.
First we have Anne Diamond reviewing games in a highly contraversial manner, and appearing in the worst Photoshop ever!
Then we have The Times getting it all wrong, and now a ‘national newspaper’ offering thousands of pounds to those willing to confess that “computer games turned you to crime”. Yes you read that right, rather than report actual news, they want people to make up stories for cash.
Maybe I should write in. Last night, while playing Rainbow Six Vegas 2, I jumped, and my foot caught the baby bouncer my son was sat in, which woke him up for a while. How could this be usesful, well, put that through a tabloid translator…
“RAINBOW SIX VEGAS 2 MADE ME INTO A BABY KICKING BASTARD!”
Or perhaps the time I threw a control pad in despair after a long while playing Ballz on the Mega Drive. It hit my sister.
“I TURNED VIOLENT AFTER I PLAYED WITH MY BALLZ IN FRONT OF MY SISTER!”
Either way, I am just glad I reported this before Mr Sterling. This way, knowing he reads this site, we can claim we inspired him…
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